By Emma Matel
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they
got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see? ”
The Lone Ranger replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute then said, “Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three
in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow.
“What does it tell you, Tonto?”
“You, dumber than buffalo shit,” replied Tonto. “It means someone stole the tent.”
