Smile first before reading; laugh later.
The life cycle of a Filipino
3 to 8 years old – Paramihan ng toys
9 to 18 years old – Pataasan ng grades.
19 to 25 – Paramihan ng siyota.
26 to 35 – Pagandahan ng asawa.
36 to 45 – Palakihan ng income.
46 to 55 – Paramihan ng kabit.
56 and after – Paramihan ng sakit.
Theme song of married couples….
1 to 10 years – Araw-araw gabi-gabi
11 to 25 years – Saan ka man naroon
26 to 49 years – Gaano kadalas ang minsan
50 years and up – Maalaala mo kaya
Tanong: Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa?
Sagot: May bahay
Tanong: Ano naman ang kabit?
Sagot: May condemonium.
BARTENDER: Sir, napansin ko bawat inom ninyo tumitingin kayo sa inyong bulsa.
MAN: Ah, ito? Picture ng Misis ko ito. Pag maganda na siya sa tingin ko, uuwi na ako.
Son: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?
Father: (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak? Eh, di pang-lima, kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?
Sgt: Boss, nakatakas si Al-Ghozi.
Ebdane: Huh! Did you seal all exits?
Sgt: Yes, sir!
Ebdane: Eh paano siya nakatakas?
Sgt: Doon po kasi siya lumabas sa entrance.
Patient: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!
Doc: Is it choking?
Patient: No, it is Max’s.
Doc: I don’t mean ‘Chow King’, I mean, are you choking?
Patient: No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!
OLD MAID’S PRAYER
Dear Lord, hindi ako hihiling para sa sarili ko, kundi para po sa aking mga magulang. Please lang po bigyan na ninyo sila ng manugang! Amen.
Contributed by J. A. de la Tore, IL
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