Pinoy Political Bumper Stickers

 

A friend sent this to me. I just wanted you to share in the laugh. 
At this early, the Filipinos want every voter to choose wisely.   CJMesina

The knives are out….

Anti-GMA Bumper Stickers
1: Life’s A Bitch, And So Is the President
2: Pekeng Pangulo na may Pekeng Bumper
3: Hindi Lahat ng Gloria ay Masarap

Anti-Mar Roxas Bumper Stickers
1: Good Politician, Better Actor
2: Padyak Mong Mukha Mo! Ulol!
3: Mar Roxas: Bi Now, Gay Later

Anti-Manny Villar Bumper Stickers
1: Manny Villar: Harapin Mo Kami Duwag!
2: Always No. 1 in SWS Surveys He Funded Himself
3: C5 at Tiyaga: Kung Di Nabisto, Panalo!

Anti-Brother Eddie Villanueva Bumper Stickers
1: Brother Eddie: Whom the Gods Wish to Destroy
2: Ka-sekta mo nga Nireject ka, Kami Pa!

Anti-Loren Legarda Bumper Stickers
1: Loren Loren: Sinta ni Edong Angara
2: Madame(Political) Butterfly: Papalit-palit, Palipat-lipat
3: I’m Male. 70. Married. May I Be Your First Gentleman?

Anti-Noli De Castro Bumper Stickers
1: If Noli De Castro Is Qualified, So Am I
2: Big Voice Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Big Brains
3: Noli De Castro: Kung Takot Kami Kay Gloria, Mas Takot Kami Sa Yo!

Anti-Among Ed Panlilio Bumper Stickers
1: Among Ed Kinausap ng Diyos: Mehhh Ganun?!?
2: God Knows Hudas Talk to Him
3: Another Kapampangan in Malacanang?! Are you nuts?

Anti-Joseph Estrada Bumper Stickers
1: Kung Naloko Mo Kami Noon, Hindi Na Ngayon
2: Joseph Estrada: Re-elect At Your Own Risk
3: If You Can Read This, You’re Not Erap

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About Lucila Oblena

A native of Cavinti, Lucila C. Oblena spent all her working years as an educator, beginning as a classroom teacher in 1944, then a Guidance Counselor and retired as a school Principal. She is also the founder of CLOTA (Cavinti Laguna Overseas Teachers Association). She is the Editor of Tipakan.com (Cavinti Diaspora).