Pampatanggal Ng “Stress”

By
Lucila Oblena
– November 15, 2009Posted in: News

F L A S H ! ! ! PACQUIAO WINS 7th WORLD TITLE

Manny Pacquiao, now WBO welterweight champion, made boxing history after defeating Puerto Rican Miguel Cotto in their “Firepower” bout Saturday at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada (Sunday in Manila).

Pacquiao defeated Cotto after referee Kenny Bayless stopped the already lopsided contest via technical knockout in Round 12.

PAMPATANGGAL NG STRESS
Cesar J. Mesina, CA

Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift?
Doktora : Complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente: Mahal!!! Ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata?
Doktora: Heto tsupon, P20 lang!!

Lalake : Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo..
Babae: Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init, init !!!
Lalake : Sabi kasi sa label, for best results put on 2 coats.

Boy: Nay, anong ulam natin?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

Caloy: Tay ,di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo ‘ko ng P100 pag pumasa ako sa Math?
Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?
Caloy: Gud news, tay! Di ka na gagastos ng P100.

Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow mang-gow?
Tindero: One way.
Kano : Meg-kanow?
Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.
Kano : Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way?
Tindero: Isang daan. Understan?!

Jose: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!
Ana: S’an ang balitang yan?
Jose: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; ‘British tourist lost 2000 pounds.

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About Lucila Oblena

A native of Cavinti, Lucila C. Oblena spent all her working years as an educator, beginning as a classroom teacher in 1944, then a Guidance Counselor and retired as a school Principal. She is also the founder of CLOTA (Cavinti Laguna Overseas Teachers Association). She is the Editor of Tipakan.com (Cavinti Diaspora).