More For Your Reading Pleasure

You enjoyed very much while watching Manny Pacquiao’s victories in boxing, didn’t you? Here’s more for your pleasure.

Reporter: Kung nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know

Aling Dionisia: Doc, gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
Aling Dionisia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?

Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.

Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan…
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar sa Gen San?
Manny: Ah, yun ba? uhmm…eh…. ang masasabi kulang diyan ay….
Reporter: Ano..?
Manny: Ahh, kwan,…maraming Fish sa Gen San pero wala masyado umo-order .

Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
“Noodle!!”
“Noodle!! Noodle!!”

In the United States

“You is! you is! you is!,” sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..Andito na ako sa “you is!”

Waiter: May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

Chavit: Manny, paki – acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!

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About Lucila Oblena

A native of Cavinti, Lucila C. Oblena spent all her working years as an educator, beginning as a classroom teacher in 1944, then a Guidance Counselor and retired as a school Principal. She is also the founder of CLOTA (Cavinti Laguna Overseas Teachers Association). She is the Editor of Tipakan.com (Cavinti Diaspora).