May I Have $100, Please!

 

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks.  He waited patiently but nothing happened.
 

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting for $100.00.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a  $ 5.00 bill.  The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you sent it through Washington  D.C. and those idiots took
$95.00 in taxes.
–dods–

Submittd by Lyn A. Ongkiko

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About Lucila Oblena

A native of Cavinti, Lucila C. Oblena spent all her working years as an educator, beginning as a classroom teacher in 1944, then a Guidance Counselor and retired as a school Principal. She is also the founder of CLOTA (Cavinti Laguna Overseas Teachers Association). She is the Editor of Tipakan.com (Cavinti Diaspora).