Early one morning, a young lady entered a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She put the orange juice on the table and stared at it.
The store was about to close down and the young lady was still staring at the orange juice. A waiter came and said, “Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I’m afraid your going to have to leave.”
“No,” the young lady replied.
“Why not?” questioned the waiter.
“The carton says ‘concentrate’.”
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One day a student was having trouble with her computer, so she called tech support.
“Hello, how can I help you?,” the tech support woman asked.
“Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything,” the student remarked.
“What window do you have open?”
“Are you crazy! it’s freezing cold outside!”
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A group of attorneys had to measure the height of a flagpole for evidence to support a lawsuit. They went out to the flagpole with ladders and a tape measure.
They proceeded to fall off the ladders and dropped the tape measure. The whole thing was just a mess.
An engineer came along and saw what they’re trying to do. He walked over, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurements to one of the attorneys and then walked away.
After the engineer has gone, one attorney turned to another and laughed. “Isn’t that just like an engineer? We’re looking for the height, and he gave us the length.”
