Jokes Compiled From Different Sources

 Jokes are a good source for instant laughter and good humor. They are fun to listen to. Read the following jokes, have fun and enjoy the humor.

The Priest and the Bus Driver 

There’s an amusing story told about a priest and a bus driver. They arrived together at the gates of heaven. An angel handed the cleric plain cotton clothes, a wooden halo and simple living quarters.

But to the bus driver, the angel presented a complete wardrobe of finest material, a golden halo and lavish living quarters.

When the clergyman saw this, he complained: Why does he receive so much and I so little?”

The angel checked the record and said, “It’s because when you were preaching, your congregation slept; but while he was driving, his passengers prayed.”

The driver through his fast driving was more effective in bringing people to
God than the priest.

 
The Price of Heroism

A guy walks into heaven and is greeted by heaven’s secretary. “Well hello Mr. Jones”, the secretary politely says “We’d love to have you here, but I’m afraid you can’t come in unless you did a good deed in your life, and your record doesn’t show anything. Did you do anything good?”

“Well recently, I saw this man being mugged by a three huge gang-bangers. So, I stopped my car, and pulled out my tire iron. Then, I walked to their leader and hit him hard on the head. After he fell dead, I looked at the others and said,’Who wants some o’ this?”

“That’s very brave, and kind. What happened next?” Asked the celestial secretary.

“I’m here now, aren’t I?” 

 

Clothes to Wear in a Wedding

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”

The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’
The child thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

 

Who Earns the Most Money?

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”

Wanted: Baby Sitter

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to   Jerusalem.

A small child replied, “They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.”

 

Another Santa?

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.  One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’

The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.  It’s probably just your Dad.’

 

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